constantly looking forward to my next meal
how do people even put up with me like i cant even put up with me
why couldn’t i be born with an older brother who is my best friend and has hot friends that flirt with me and drives me places like mcdonalds when im sad and punches rude boys in the face for me.
*comes over to your house* *eats all your food* *leaves*
u know when u really like someone and literally every little thing they do is cute and no matter what face they make they always look perfect to you
Don’t marry a man unless you would be proud to have a son exactly like him.
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